From 169ef685cee8434d28e30dfd2d19069f661c2e2e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Benjamin Singleton <19498453+tetrogem@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2026 21:23:28 -0600
Subject: [PATCH] feat: randomize greeting from pool on homepage

---
 apps/vdn-static/src/components/pages/HomePage.vue |  9 +++++----
 apps/vdn-static/src/i18n/greeting.ts              | 15 +++++++++++++++
 apps/vdn-static/src/utils/random.ts               | 13 +++++++++++++
 3 files changed, 33 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 apps/vdn-static/src/i18n/greeting.ts
 create mode 100644 apps/vdn-static/src/utils/random.ts

diff --git a/apps/vdn-static/src/components/pages/HomePage.vue b/apps/vdn-static/src/components/pages/HomePage.vue
index 9dc89c8..fc406ff 100644
--- a/apps/vdn-static/src/components/pages/HomePage.vue
+++ b/apps/vdn-static/src/components/pages/HomePage.vue
@@ -1,19 +1,20 @@
 <script setup lang="ts">
 import HomeSectionWrapper from "@/components/molecules/HomeSectionWrapper.vue";
 import { useLocale } from "@/i18n";
+import { GREETINGS, type Greeting } from "@/i18n/greeting";
 import { localizeLayout } from "@/utils/localizeLayout";
+import { randomElement } from "@/utils/random";
 
 const locale = useLocale();
+const greeting: Greeting = randomElement(GREETINGS);
 </script>
 
 <template>
 	<div>
 		<section class="hero is-primary">
 			<div class="hero-body">
-				<div class="title">BRÅTULA VIOSSA.NET MÅDE</div>
-				<div class="subtitle">
-					Hadjiplas per lera para Viossa – glossa fu vi
-				</div>
+				<div class="title">{{ greeting.title }}</div>
+				<div class="subtitle">{{ greeting.subtitle }}</div>
 			</div>
 		</section>
 
diff --git a/apps/vdn-static/src/i18n/greeting.ts b/apps/vdn-static/src/i18n/greeting.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dd4cae5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/apps/vdn-static/src/i18n/greeting.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+export interface Greeting {
+	title: string;
+	subtitle: string;
+}
+
+export const GREETINGS = [
+	{
+		title: "BRÅTULA VIOSSA.NET MÅDE",
+		subtitle: "Hadjiplas per lera para Viossa – glossa fu vi",
+	},
+	{
+		title: "akka po viossa.net!",
+		subtitle: "kenomasufobo o gen wi tropos o viosox",
+	},
+] as const satisfies Greeting[];
diff --git a/apps/vdn-static/src/utils/random.ts b/apps/vdn-static/src/utils/random.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9c629bb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/apps/vdn-static/src/utils/random.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+export function randomMaybeElement<Elements extends unknown[]>(
+	elements: Elements,
+): Elements[number] | undefined {
+	const index = Math.floor(Math.random() * elements.length);
+	return elements[index];
+}
+
+export function randomElement<Elements extends [unknown, ...unknown[]]>(
+	elements: Elements,
+): Elements[number] {
+	// SAFETY: because there is always at least one element, undefined will never be returned
+	return randomMaybeElement(elements) as Elements[number];
+}